Text 14 Feb 11 notes

lifeaquatic:

I got off the bus because the guy kept going on about Demi Moore and how he wants to convert all the crackheads to whippits “because it’s better and cheaper.” Then he OFFERED TO SHARE WITH THE ONE BLACK GUY ON THE BUS, saying “I know you want some.” I had to get off before I started fighting with him.

this is one of the (many) reasons YOU NEVER GET IN THE VAN WITH VINCE NEIL.

  1. wrlittle said: what this shit…
  2. muchlessmuchmore reblogged this from lifeaquatic
  3. dasmotorbike reblogged this from lifeaquatic and added:
    (many) reasons YOU NEVER GET IN...VAN WITH VINCE NEIL.
  4. artyucko said: actually what you should’ve done is given him the login.
  5. unfuckwithable said: HAHAHAHAHAHA. I’M DEAD. DEAD FROM LAUGHING TOO HARD.
  6. lifeaquatic posted this

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