August 2012
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Glow-in-the-dark cockroach →
MANDATORY READING: this article is incredibly well written and should be read by everyone.
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thoughts
a good friend of mine used to hang out with diddy for a while (he recorded that song Cirocstar) and im thinking of asking him for diddy’s number. i would call him like, once or twice a week to chat. no pranks, no vulgarity, no fawning, no ZOMG IM TOTALLY TALKING TO DIDDY RIGHT NOWs. i would just, like, ask about his day and hear what he’s thinking about stuff.
it occurs to me that...
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CIROC MADE ME DO IT
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A thief in Uganda has contracted Ebola after... →
arekeengofqueensryche:
now if we can just get dumblr reblogs to do the same
AAAAAAAA I THINK IVE GOT SYMPTOMS!
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Sometimes I know I’m being an idiot - knowing this makes me worry about all the other times.
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Give all people the hose
THE HOSE!
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TODAY
Turbonegro, Dwarves, and A Wilhelm Scream ALL MOTHERFUCKING DAY
i woke up to that sad morrissey song and now im trying to social engineer my own day.
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that hairpin “women watching glengary glen ross” thing was fucking miserable. is that what women watching movies is like?
here’s a verbatim transcript of my first viewing of same (many men and women in room):
me: ok, here it goes…
(we watch movie)
Me: man, that was pretty good. who wants to go get a beer?
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you know who got real buff and trimmed his beard and got an expensive/silly haircut and wore tank tops? in public?
hitler did.
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im gonna get real buff and trim my beard and get an expensive/silly haircut and wear tank tops! in public!
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This is a song for my dog! →
I’ve been singing this since I got here, replacing “Willy” with “Billie.” Billie is the dogs name.
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odd things
I just attended a 90+ minute in-office seminar on “blogging” and it actually made me feel better about my job.
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Summer of Megadeth: dasmotorbike liked your... →
summerofgivingup:
oh hiai das motorbuddie so look i am akturally going to be in “deecee” this weekend and the lil’ lady is coming down and also my bro brah whom you met before just got back from egypt and too of my friends are going to be over from cali and we are going to drink and bard is going to meet the…
oh hell ya, gudd! i gut dat friday off’n gettin paidchecks, so imma have...
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and also →
there is so much deliciousness that happens here.
yes, my local thai restaurant is called “thaitanic”
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NO ONE TO CHEER FOR
monodialogue:
Honestly good for Mitt Romney for ruffling the feathers of the guy who wrote Guns, Germs, and Steel.
NO DOG IN THIS FIGHT: two old, out of touch, wealthy, white men with seriously flawed world-views who are dead-set on not changing ever, arguing with each other.
put them in a room with weapons and dont open the door til ever.
there is a passion for tall flagstaffs hereabout.:... →
monodialogue:
LBJ: So leave me at least two and a half, three inches in the back where I can let them out or take them up. And make these a half an inch bigger in the waist. And make the pockets at least an inch longer, my money, my knife, everything falls out - wait just a minute. Operator: Would you…
never really thought i would relate to LBJ on anything.
my knife ALWAYS FALLS OUT
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Ask a Clean Person: Still With the Armpits | The... →
youngmanhattanite:
bobbyfinger:
This is such an important installment.
Just cut the sleeves off and you’ll have a really boss Guided By Voices muscle-t.
WAIT! WAIT!
how do i get a boss GBV sleeveless ripper?
abloodymess:
popsnacking replied to your post: doyourwardance replied to your photo: I ate…
never try lobster anything unless it comes on a real plate.
This is a good rule to have in life. I had to learn the hard way.
no, no, no!
Lobster rolls come in wax paper or on one of those little hot-dog holder paper plate thingies.
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