August 2012
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Dear the Olympics
summerofgivingup:
Um Woody Allen probably wants to see that, gut.
dasmotorbike:
Stop showing 17 year old girls crying on my TV. No one wants to see that.
Thanks, Das
I didn’t know woody Allen’s daughter was in the Olympics! That’s amazing! Seriously, this got really weird when I switched to high on fire and everyone started bawling.
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Dear the Olympics
Stop showing 17 year old girls crying on my TV. No one wants to see that.
Thanks,
Das
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Experiments in tv partying
All kinds of yelling at my tv tonight! I wonder if the Olympics would be better if I muted these bullshit commentators and put on some metal…
July 2012
62 posts
my retirement plan →
Bastoey Island Prison, Norway.
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haiku
cat acts like human!
O F W G K T A,
nipples on bat-suit.
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reflection of moon
shivering in my wine jug:
cock layer tennis.
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the world’s wild spinning
screaming, burning, growing, wild
outside my office.
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haiku
yoga day at work:
the healthy bodies pretzel,
fart rings through the hall.
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wait... what?
why did my new doctor ask me if i do yoga?
seems like a strange question.
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rendit:
The outrage cycle has completely turned such that it’s fair to make fun of the people making fun of the people posting about the weather.
HOLY SHIT, DUDE IS THERE WEATHER OUT THERE TODAY?!?!?!?
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Self date night
I went and saw that superhero movie tonight, the one everyone’s trying not to talk about, not the one no ones actually talking about. It was fun. I’m still very much in love with Anne Hathaway.
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Bummer
The actors left, so now I only have myself to hate.
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This is not ok
There are two amateur “actors” sitting next to me at the bar, talking about “their craft” - I’m feeling homicidal. Wishing I hadn’t quit smoking. I want to put cigarettes out on them.
“Seventy-one per cent of the people in this country want strict controls over all...”
– A Gun-Control Debate, Forty Years Ago: Click-through to read more from Richard Harris’s Comment piece in August, 1972 http://nyr.kr/MUmSaC (via newyorker)
So fuck it.
Tron legacy doesn’t make any goddamn sense, but there’s only like 10 minutes until Thunderball starts and i cant reach the remote, so…
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“In college, whenever I used a semicolon in a paper, it came back to me with a...”
– Marry Norris on discovering the semicolon: http://nyr.kr/PmTMp3 (via newyorker)
every 18 months or so someone “rediscovers” the semicolon; it’s fucking stupid.
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Summer of Megadeth is beginning to be concerned...
rule #2 - respekk the farm, dud.
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WHOA!
do NOT watch that go-go documentary I posted. its too ridiculous.
watch THIS instead
australians just straight rasins.
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yeah. im here rendy
in all here’s glory.
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Currently in progress
Cute girl and two friends sit next to me at local watering hole. Order drinks, pay cash, refuse to open tab. NO TIP. 3 mixed drinks, no tip. not only am I no longer attracted to girl, but am experiencing physical revulsion. Considering drinking enough to vomit on them.
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High concept idea for the day: asshole sourcing
ninety9:
If you don’t know something, just make a half-assed attempt at answering/explaining and let the internet correct you.
Ayo - ask an asshole, why don’t cha?
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CATBAWSE: If you only had 4 words to tell your... →
nesbittslimesoda:
abloodymess:
doyourwardance:
oldtobegin:
riograndegorgeous:
theybuildbuildings:
headbangingwithzombies:
monoclelewinsky:
whatthefuckjazmine:
matriarch-aethyta:
zloi-medved:
gtfoyourcomputer:
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pizza magic… pizza… magic.
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Ok, so (part 2)
The population of bethel is around 6100 or so (2010 census). You brought 10,000 tacos. I know I can personally take down at least 4 of those Doritos loco tacos in a sitting. Even if only half of bethel shows up, I’m concerned that there weren’t enough tacos for everyone. Was it a 1 per customer to start kind of situation? With only one food truck window, even working with pre-cooked...
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Ok, so
That whole thing with taco bell in bethel Alaska is real cute and heart warming or whatever, but did they *give* them 10,000 tacos? Or *sell* them 10,000 tacos? It’s unclear. They only ever say “brought.” sure, you brought them 10,000 tacos, but when you got there, did you collect $1.69 for each taco? Maybe did you inflate the cost because it’s Alaska and you had to rent a...
