May 2012
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Dear President Bloomberg, Summer of Megadeth would...
Ban everything but heavy metal zevon bbqs
May 31st
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May 31st
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Matt Ealer is Never Leaving D.C.  →
yaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!
May 31st
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i watched girls that one time
didnt care for it.
May 31st
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May 31st
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“DARK ARTS” KNUCKLE TATTOO OR GTFO
May 30th
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May 30th
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ayo hollywood
les mis wasn’t broke. why do you keep trying to fix it?
May 30th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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That show “girls” is pretty bad. “game of thrones” was ok, lots of murders.
May 28th
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May 24th
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heeyyyy
look at that! carl zimmer on the ol’ rap-dar. i get to meet carl in a couple weeks. that should be fun. he’s going to talk about science.
May 24th
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ayo
a “thin vinyl image-print decal for customizing your _____” is a sticker you pay 16 bucks for.
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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did i ever tell you about
this one time i had a dream that axl rose never existed. in the dream i was in SMASH! records and found the entire collection of what the LA Guns would have put out if Axl had never come along. I didnt buy the collection, because fuck the LA guns (and LA in general), those dudes kinda suck hard. but hey, it was a real interesting series of thoughts that occurred in this dream.
May 23rd
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just spent the last hour or so
listening to the worst possible music i could find. how did that happen? and why? did KEENG curse me for not paying due respekk on MOZDAY?
May 22nd
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Summer of Megadeth: OH SHIT →
dasmotorbike: i meant to say MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ… oh phew, dude. whatta load off, namean? finally, we can get down to talking about THISSSSSSSSS 
May 22nd
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OH SHIT
i meant to say  MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ MOZ...
May 22nd
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May 18th
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Summer of Megadeth: dasmotorbike:... →
dasmotorbike: summerofultradeth: 6h057: Does anyone here care about Chick-Fil-A? Because I had it for lunch. It was okay, I don’t really care about them. It’s just a chicken sandwich. One which is kind of crappy. Manganaro’s Hero Boy makes a goddamn delicious chicken parm… they aint serve baja blast at no damn chik-fil-a, thats for fuck sure. i aint kicking no one outta phram...
May 18th
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summerofultradeth: 6h057: Does anyone here care about Chick-Fil-A? Because I had it for lunch. It was okay, I don’t really care about them. It’s just a chicken sandwich. One which is kind of crappy. Manganaro’s Hero Boy makes a goddamn delicious chicken parm sandwich. But who really cares when all you do is stuff your face. Great, Jay, after Obama saved the gays you just set them 800 years...
May 18th
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May 16th
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$1125 / 1br - All Utilities included! 4th floor...
Hello,       Thanks for your email and it is my gladness to hear from you. My Name is Rowland Rohr owner of the apartment you want to rent, i resided in the apartment with my wife and only son before i had to move for a missionary work in West Africa and my wife went ahead to United Kingdom on her own Mission. My apartment is Located at (1702 Summit Pl NW,Washington, DC 20009) and presently the...
May 16th
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May 16th
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shatziepage asked: if i die of whooping cough will you clean up all the blow, speed, alcohol, sex toys, video games, pokemon cards, pogs, glasses of milk, and the baby cat in my apt before my parents come over?
May 16th
rendit asked: Well I happen to think you are violating the social contract when you take the law into your own hands and kick people out of Pharmacy Bar for falling face first into their jumbo slice while their buddy harasses you about how the book you're reading is dumb, asshole.
May 16th
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rendit asked: Are you going to rule the streets? With Dew?
May 16th
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apparently,
THE ASSHOLE IS IN! TAKING QUESTIONS THIS AFTERNOON. ASK AWAY!
May 16th
Anonymous asked: Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com
May 16th
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