February 2012
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lets all go look at apartments we cant afford in neighborhoods were not even all that fond of!
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cordjefferson:
“I can’t believe I burned down a tree older than Jesus.”
A meth addict in Florida climbed into the fifth oldest tree in the world to get high and ended up burning it to the ground. Someone should write a short story about this. Will it be me?
“something something “burning down a tree older than jesus isnt normal… something something… meth, not even...
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a member of the eagles vs. a musician affiliated...
youngmegadethite:
maura:
This is really one of those “I choose me” dilemmas, isn’t it?
it’s called NO ONE TO ROOT FOR
this is when you lock them in a room with enough weapons and ammunition and grenades to get the job done, then forget about the room entirely.
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imma go to georgetown
and start a fight over ill-fitting denim.
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Sent at 3:50 PM on Tuesday
DAS: ok, so
whassername, from horseland or whatever
stabs the litch-king of agmar in the non-face with a sword
and is all "GIIRRRRLLLL POOOWWWWEEEERRRR"
and whatever
but the lich-king got a ring of power
and he dead now
and i assume when the war is won, the other ring wraiths crumble or whatever
but what about those other rings of power?
do, like, 15 or so more hobbits need to tromp-ass into mordor and climb mount doom to get rid of those ones too?
DAS MOTORLADYFRIEND: i thought that ring was THE ring and thus controls all other rings
DAS: so do the other rings of power, including the ones given to the elves and dwarves, just stop being powerful? i mean, it was one ring to rule all others, but do the others become independent now? or inert?
DAS MOTORLADYFRIEND: i think they stop working and become heirlooms
DAS: ring wraiths relatives all on deathbeds saying "once, my boy, this ring enslaved your great grandfather! he was a pawn of a powerful evil. wear this in good health"
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AYO - ANYONE GOT 10K TO GIVE DAS? revised: 50k
im feeling ambitious.
who got like $50,000.00 to give me?
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das motorbike: Could →
notkimbendix:
abloodymess:
someone just find me the perfect new apartment, where I want it, for the right price, the right number of rooms, with heat included, a big bathtub included, go there, check it out for me, make sure the landlord isn’t a scuzz, fill out my application, give it to them, secure the…
MY NEW NEIGHBORS HAV ONLY BEEN THIER TWO DAYS AND ALREADY HAD AN EXNTEDEND SCREAMING...
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Could
abloodymess:
someone just find me the perfect new apartment, where I want it, for the right price, the right number of rooms, with heat included, a big bathtub included, go there, check it out for me, make sure the landlord isn’t a scuzz, fill out my application, give it to them, secure the apartment, pack up all my shit, hire movers, good movers that won’t break any of my records or things,...
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also, and this is important
thanks to Jay for being an incredibly welcoming and generous host. I am in your debt, sir. please visit DC soon so i may repay your kindness. this also serves as an invitation to any of you - you are all welcome to come visit anytime.
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Happy birthday, poops!
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Hey poops!
Should I bring a dew for batman? Does batman drink dew?
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satan himself.
withskieslikethese:
There’s a guy who always comes into my work and orders 2 pints and puts them on a tab. His tab number is 666 and, with the debit card surcharge, his bill equates to £6.16.
for the last 3 years running, Capital Bikeshare has had their staff party at my bar. 3 years running their tab has been $666
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