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FML glogging

Who gets a research heavy by-line-less writing assignment at 530 on the eve of a 4 day weekend? Oh yeah, it’s due Tuesday.

Jun 30th

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perfect summation of the state of modern... →

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Jun 30th

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rend it: The Gift / Lady Piss / Suns of Guns //... →

rendit: The Gift / Lady Piss / Suns of Guns // Black Cat Backstage, June 29, 2011 Mostly, DC’s Suns of Guns would shuffle into a boogie stomp, wailing with found sound harmonics atop, whipping up a beat down. But it was when they slowed down and let the bass lead, slinking into a graveyard slow dance… see you tonight at the Velvet, rendddy?

Jun 30th

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Jun 29th

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Jun 28th

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living it up while youre going down (on a...

DAS Motorladyfriend: love in an elevator was on the radio this morning and IT REALLY MADE MY DAY
 DAS: ha! fucking aerosmith. have you ever seen joe perry tuck in to some kind of mushroom based sandwich?
DAS Motorladyfriend: no
DAS: its not something you want to see twice
DAS Motorladyfriend: full of all kinds of wisdom
 DAS : who, me? or joe perry?
DAS Motorladyfriend: you
DAS : i have moments of clarity. DONT GET INTO THE VAN WITH VINCE NEIL

Jun 28th

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Jun 27th

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Jun 27th

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“The availability of Chinese takeout — which is often darn good — has become a...”

– the way we do wars now.

Jun 27th

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Watch

Pinche Gringo on thursday. WINDIAN NITE for the WIN Velvet Lounge, 9 PM

Jun 27th

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Jun 24th

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Jun 24th

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Sent at 3:27 PM on Friday - or - why das...

DAS Motorladyfriend: are you going to the bar now? cause i was thinking of joining you for a few beers before going home. if thats okay with you
DAS : NO BEERS, ONLY DEWS
DAS Motorladyfriend: okok ok soo uh DAS  can i pound some dews with you?
DAS : WOOOOO SLAM A DEW! sure but the issue is that the bar opens at 6
DAS Motorladyfriend: ooooooh SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING POOP FACE?
DAS : IM SAYING THAT WE HAVE TO WAIT 2.5 HOURS BEFORE DRINKING CAN COMMENCE
DAS Motorladyfriend: OR WE CAN GO SOMEWHERE ELSE
DAS : THERE IS NOWHERE ELSE. oh wait, i have beer at home
 DAS Motorladyfriend: OR WE CAN GO HOME AND YOU CAN POUR BEER ON ME. very serious eyebrow raising
DAS : SLAM DEWS, POUR BEER ON CHICKS

Jun 24th

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Jun 24th

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Jun 24th

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lifeaquatic asked: I watched "The River Wild" last night, I can't believe Meryl Streep didn't bang Kevin Bacon. They had so much chemistry!

Jun 24th

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Jun 24th

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THESE KIDS ARE DEWING IT RIGHT →

IF THIS SHIT ACTUALLY WORKS DAS WILL BE AT BATH AND BODYWORKS FOR THE NEXT COUPLE HOURS.

Jun 24th

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FUCK THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE →

SERIOUSLY, WHO PUTS OUT A HIT-PIECE ON A DEW-DUNKIN DONUTS MERGER OF SUCH EPIC SUCCESS?

Jun 24th

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Jun 24th

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JUST "ASKED" DEW X CREW

HI DEW X CREW, THIS IS DAS MOTORBIKE SQUAWKING ATCHA. LOVE THE SITE. LOVE WHAT YOU DEWDS ARE DEWING IN THE CREW. ONE QUESTION: WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO GET INTO THE DEW X CREW? IM CURRENTLY RUNNING “DEW PARTY DAY” OVER AT THE DAS MOTORGLOG, COME CHECK IT OUT! LATER DEWDS, DAS.

Jun 24th

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