December 2011
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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“… no account son of a bitch with half a soul and the balance owed to...”
– Ramses Luther Smuckles
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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lets all move to iceland →
if you like things about politcal individual sovereignty, shrugging off the yoke of bad banking, and eating whale and cod daily, you should read this. if not, fuck off i guess.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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DasMotorLadyFriend: omg
DasMotorLadyFriend: ill go to your place and wash dishes but im NOT MAKING DINNER
...
my boobies feel huge and sore.
DAS: women's work, women's complaints.
hand-in-glove
DasMotorLadyFriend: das...
DAS: now smell that glove baby
smell it.
DasMotorLadyFriend: blank stare
(Sent at 1: 52 PM on Thursday)
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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wingwalker: I’m drinking 32 ounces of icee right now. Pour some (lots of) booze in there, preferably stolen from the parents of a friend -doesn’t matter what kind- and you’ve got yourself a “middle school dropout”
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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its a big fucking news day!
highlights (magazine)! -woman swallowed a pen a (long time ago). -Marion Barry is bad at parking (still) - a cop learns how to heelflip (somewhere sometime)
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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thats it
i give up. im going home to play video games and listen to the replacements.
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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ayo
this “dubstep” stuff isn’t very good music, in my opinion.
Dec 20th
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OH!
by the way, i meant to make a bunch of mayan calendar, world ending kinda jokes recently, but i never really got around to it. can we all just agree to remember it as if i had? and that they were only mildly amusing? i really dont want to go through the trouble of actually making these jokes at this point.
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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ayo
whats up with all this young-adult-contemporary these days? do kids really listen to chill-wave? down-step? mumble-shoe? gangsta nancy reagan?  or is it just us washed-up old punks who sometimes need a break because waxing nostalgic for Boston Hardcore is waning when i smoke too much and am out of breath after like two songs (each about 1:15 total) of pretending to mosh again? or is it just a...
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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misleading sentence of the day:
youngmegadethite: dasmotorbike: “From Hugh Hefner’s brief engagement to Jon Huntsman’s trio of daughters, highlights from The New Yorker’s Talk of the Town section in 2011” i was really excited to read about the Heff being engaged (if only briefly) to the Huntsman daughters 3. THAT would have been a Talk of the Town worth reading! das do you think we’re making fun of you on this reblog OH...
Dec 20th
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misleading sentence of the day:
“From Hugh Hefner’s brief engagement to Jon Huntsman’s trio of daughters, highlights from The New Yorker’s Talk of the Town section in 2011” i was really excited to read about the Heff being engaged (if only briefly) to the Huntsman daughters 3. THAT would have been a Talk of the Town worth reading!
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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GIS for "making big moves" →
one of my top 3 main interests.
Dec 19th
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N Plus One is the most Jacket and Tie in a Bar at...
catbawse: A (as in, there are a lot, and here is one of them) problem with the Harvard Literary Set is that whenever I ask myself ‘is this shit a joke’ the answer is always always always always always always always always always always ‘no’. every time DAS tried to get published in the Harvard Lit mags they rejected me. mostly because my pieces were jokes. but the joke’s on them! now...
Dec 19th
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If I were a 30 under 30.
tmills: I’d become an expert at Google Scholar, natch. heh. that list made me shout “FUCK!” at least three times. I wonder what my coworkers think i do in here.
Dec 19th
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dear the world:
Yes, I have a beard. No, I’m not Zach Galifianakis. fuck along now, please. yours, DAS
Dec 19th
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Ok who’s going to gigantour in new York? It’s that or Montreal. Let das know who’s in. NYC is 1/28
Dec 18th
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Dec 16th
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nah
i didnt make it to any of the 3 x-men parties i had last night. work, smash, or windian. i was SIIIIIIIIIIICK in bed playing wii, you know that game where you throw a frisbee to a dog and try to pop balloons and stuff? yeah, that one. and huffing tussin like a bitch. HUFF THAT SHIT AND EAT SOME CANDY
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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inappropriate ad copy spliced into a story about...
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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rendit: Move to describe marijuana usage in terms of Drake forehead tattoos going forward, e.g., “Man, I wouldn’t bet on it, he had Drake tattooed on his forehead when he said that,” or, “Ayo we gonna get Drake tattooed on our foreheads real quick then come meet you.” seconded!  move to vote?
Dec 13th
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