February 2012
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also, and this is important
thanks to Jay for being an incredibly welcoming and generous host. I am in your debt, sir. please visit DC soon so i may repay your kindness. this also serves as an invitation to any of you - you are all welcome to come visit anytime.
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Happy birthday, poops!
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Hey poops!
Should I bring a dew for batman? Does batman drink dew?
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satan himself.
withskieslikethese:
There’s a guy who always comes into my work and orders 2 pints and puts them on a tab. His tab number is 666 and, with the debit card surcharge, his bill equates to £6.16.
for the last 3 years running, Capital Bikeshare has had their staff party at my bar. 3 years running their tab has been $666
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By the by...
Happy Valium-times errrbuddy!
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Skrillex Uses Satanic and Homosexual Influence to... →
shit. now do i have to start liking skrillex?
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lifeaquatic:
I got off the bus because the guy kept going on about Demi Moore and how he wants to convert all the crackheads to whippits “because it’s better and cheaper.” Then he OFFERED TO SHARE WITH THE ONE BLACK GUY ON THE BUS, saying “I know you want some.” I had to get off before I started fighting with him.
this is one of the (many) reasons YOU NEVER GET IN THE VAN WITH VINCE NEIL.
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“Are you doing whippits on the bus?”
– Something I actually had to ask because a guy on the bus is ACTUALLY DOING WHIPPITS ON THE BUS. (via lifeaquatic)
I will now totally do whippits on the bus to NY on friday.
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